long questions.Have you ever written a whole novel out of boredom?: Yes, it was called "Alexander: My journey in pretending to like fat chicks"
Do you like the new James Bond theme song?: I like it in a box locked away from anything that loves it. Oh wait james bond sorry i thought you said my girlfriend
Do you have anyone five years or older than you who is crushing on you?: Probably. Probably a guy too.
Have you ever been paddled at school before?: gross
Do you ever sing randomly just because of your emotions?: yea its 90% 'love fool' by the cardiganns (and 5% binary beeps)
Have you ever written a song for anyone?: Technically. It was like a www.rhymezone.com blowjob though.
Do you have to sleep with a night-light because of your fears?: No, because if I unplug it the guy who sleeps standing up in a corner of my room starts shreiking (hes afraid of the dark)
Have you ever watched a scary movie, and been scared a week later?: Jawbreaker chills my soul to this day
Ever had a weird craving and the next day, didn't have it anymore?: Doing stupid omline surveys yea
Do you hate people with bad grammar?: noe that's stupid your stupid
How many times daily do you get on MySpace, Facebook, etc.?: two maybe?
Do you make sure that you use the right words when you talk?: nope. I mostly jump mumble thoughts and hope its coherent and if its not i just get silent then akwardly try to look pretty to make up for it, it work except at work
When you talk to someone, do you look them straight in the eye?: yes but i look away in 5 second intervals so they dont get wiered out.
Ever been bitten by a spider before? If so, what kind?: lvl 58 rape spider in azeroth
Have you ever been obsessed with a television show before?: Heroes used to rule my butts but now I just kind of leave the tv on to make the lonliness die away :[ :[
Do you think you're going to heaven or hell?: I think I'm going to a giant bowl filled with champagne and banana slices why the hell not.
Does the thought of eternal life excite you?: Awww yea man nothing is more exciting then in all eventuality becoming a cold motionless singluarity in an ever expanding silent void of a universe. awwwwww yeaaaa
Have you ever been told you were thought-provoked?: huh?
Have you ever fantasized about someone during school?: On wednesdays at lausanne i used to imagine a predator with a lightsaber beheading our headmaster
Do you consider yourself provokative?: stop it you
Have you ever listened to Anon by Capitol K?: no
Do you think any of your friends are just regularly creepy?: I think my friends are also in a box kept safe from all positive emotions :{
Do you talk with a lisp or know anyone who does?: I know a few people :o
Do you know anyone who has had cancer before?: What a crazy kooky question that one is an uplifter yesir.
How many times have you thought about suicide, seriously?: Modern suicide is like a joke. The stoics would straight pee in ya'lls suicide
Do you call yourself fat on a regular basis?: At least 4 times daily or I WILL NEVER EVER GET A DATE TO PROM
Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers?: sometimes?
Do you have any freakishly tall friends?: No. Once they get taller than 6'4 they are dead to me
What about freakishly short?: Kanye west jr is only 3'6 and is unrelated to kanye west in any sense but i have his soul on a chain
Are you a fan of Broken Social Scene?: huh?
What's your favorite book and why is it your favorite?: Speaker For the Dead. Its basically like science fiction but not about omg space bucks and laser guns, but more about the deeper objective perspectives on sentience I dig.
Do you ever make toast just because you're bored?: omg yes :o then scraped it and threw it away. scraping toast is satisfying
Do you have a problem with PDA's or no?: yus
Personally, do you enjoy having PDA's with your signifigant other?: we have had disscussion about this at length
Have you ever dated someone out of pity before?: YOU >: im sorry bzoink didnt mean it love you
Do any certain television shows' series finales make you cry?: *phhh*
Have you ever wanted to be on The Hills because you love drama?: GROSSER THAN PADDLINGS
Have you ever choked on your food/drink in front of your crush?: probly
Do you know anyone personally who doesn't believe in love?: ME >: (you crushed my heart bzoink :*[ )
Are you more of an outgoing person, or more shy?: uhhh uhhhhhh
How many times daily (estimate), do you use smiley faces on the internet?: 2 or more. hoorj IRC at works
Why do you enjoy taking surveys so much?: *gasp* dont break the 4.5th wall!!!
What is something you want your parents to do differently?: that thing they do that i like so much
Does it make you mad when people dont tell you secrets?: yes
What was your nickname in high school?: Depends on the group. Ill go with gumby
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